You kids get off my lawn!

    The other day, a couple of teenagers walked along the strip of lawn outside my fence. This is perfectly legal of course, and nothing that I object to on any level. However, a few weeks ago, somebody let their water buffalo poop on that stretch of lawn, and it hasn't biodegraded to any degree noticeable at all. So I came very close to having my first "You kids get off my lawn!" moment, but only for their protection. However, they had already passed that point on the lawn, so I figured they had either found out about it already, or would very soon. Water buffalo-- a serious hazard.