Tuesday, March 29, 2011

So hungry for good news I figured I'd make up my own

    ...and in other news, seven billion people didn't die today. Most of them seem to be getting along all right, though unsurprisingly all of them feel like they could be doing a little better.
    Many, many babies, as well as puppies and kittens were born today. Whole lotta cute going on out there. Granted, the vast majority of the babies are crying, but we like to think that that's just because they can't talk yet.
    Uhhhh if things keep going the way they're going, and if the Rapture in fact happens on May 21st, at least it'll be a relief. (Also, I never have to worry about turning 49.)
    The kitty loves me. A lot. This is a fair consolation prize.
    Egypt at least demonstrates that not everyone on Earth has lost their minds. I hope.
    Either Butler or VCU will be in the NCAA final. In only one of these cases will headline writers universally run with "The Butler Did It Again."
    Silver linings department: if gas prices go high enough, we might eventually start focusing on conservation and on developing different approaches to energy. Ideally, safe ones. Similarly, if the economy doesn't recover its strength, maybe we'll start to appreciate the simple life. Or a simpler one. Which isn't funny, but it's still true.
    It finally stopped raining.
    And on a more personal level, I no longer have the problem with... well, that would be TMI, wouldn't it?

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