Cult recruitment continues disappointing

    I can't believe it. You would think it would be easy to get people to join a cult with only one tenet, Hippocrates' greatest hit ("First do no harm"). What's more, I don't want anybody's money (much) and nobody has to sleep with the cult leader (unless they really want to). Obviously I need to think this through more. I'll call it Obscurantology and tell them they have to pay me to reveal the mysteries. Once I have their money, I'll tell them there aren't any mysteries. That'll do it!