FINALLY got to do my joke

    At Aldi, Dee, the best checker in the known world, always asks customers, "Cash or credit?" However, she never asks me since I always pay by cash. Which is a shame, since I have had a great reply ready for just ages. Today I was a little slow bagging up my purchases, so I was still there when she asked the next customer, "Cash or credit?" And I thought of a back-channel way to do my joke. I said, "She never asks me that 'cause she knows I'll say, 'Shopliftin'.'" Dee laughed. The customer, I think, was more than a little non-plussed. I live for these moments.