Oh lackey! Lackey!

    Back at the old place, I would sometimes hear Amelia calling out from the bathroom in the night. And I thought that this must be the dumbest kitty on all the planet to be able to get lost from ten feet away. Or possibly that I had one of the few night-blind kitties. And it's taken me all this time to figure out that what she was saying was, "Oh lackey! Lackey! I have befouled the litter box. It must be cleaned immediately!" Not that I would have jumped to attention any quicker if I had known what she was saying, mind you. I'm a pretty good chamberlain and all, but I draw the line at 24-hour-a-day service!