Pheromone-infused

    I have a sinus headache, so this won't be a very ambitious entry. I was looking for body wash and was amused beyond words by Dial for Men Magnetic Attraction-Enhancing Pheromone-Infused Body Wash. (No, I didn't remember all that; I looked it up.) I almost bought it for the kitsch factor, but not quite. I assume that they're trying to take on AXE, seeking to crack the dumb, cheap guy market. With my luck, I would just attract mosquitoes anyway.:P