The frog is boiling

I think the frog's already boiling
but hasn't even noticed
Did you see who was on Celebrity Frog Diving last night?
Amazing!
Hey, who won Dancing With the Frogs?
I don't know either.
Could you believe Keeping Up With The Kardphibians?
Wow! That little tadpole is sure coming soon!
Is it hot in here or is it just me?