Sunday, April 3, 2011

An almost infinite number of monkeys

Note: I'm completely ripping this off from the great Bob Newhart. Only with product placement.
    To be or not to boo
    Out out, brief Kindle
    Neither a borrower nor a Lender's bagel
    Fair is foul and fowl is chicken
    What fools these morays be!
    O Romeo, Romeo, what the hell does "wherefore" mean, Romeo?
    The first thing we do, let's kill Lancelot Link, secret chimp
    Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your oars
    Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him--Say, what is this? CSI Elsinore? He's a frickin' skull!

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