When the electrician who came to put up my new ceiling fan a few weeks ago found out that I'm trying to be a writer, he suggested I write a novel about an electrician. I don't know about that, but the jacket blurbs ought to be easy enough:
Electrifying! (Ok, maybe too easy)
You'll get a big charge out of this!
He'll keep you wired from start to finish!
Like jacking in to the main line!
Nobody puts in a ceiling fan like Joe Herring and his wife! (Not very jacket blurby, but true if I'm remembering the name right. Considering the size of my readership, no harm no foul if I'm not.)
Lights you up like Christmas!
You'll get such a buzz!
Now all I have to do is write the book!
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