Improv a TV ad

    I went to Aldi, wound up with an armful (even forgetting the cats' sardines-- the idea!) and went up to the cash register saying, "Why do I always come here for one thing and wind up with enough to break my arm carrying it?" And he said, "It always happens like that!" and rang me up so fast that I didn't have to pause to say truthfully (since he'd already given me the total, "AND spend less than $20!" And he said it, too. We were smooth, letter perfect and funny, and it's only a shame that Aldi doesn't do TV ads. Boy we'd bring 'em in!