Sarcasm watch

    Means that conditions are favorable for the development of sarcasm. We had very rough weather overnight, but things are quite pleasant now. Cayce's Riverwalk is totally closed in spite of the weather being much less dangerous than what was predicted. Columbia's Granby Park (also on the river) is open. I was going to say something snarky about Cayce being over-cautious. However, we are under tornado watch until 7 pm, so I will hold my fire. The watch area is more than half of the Carolinas, though, so I'm hopeful that we'll dodge this bullet and the full Sarcasm Warning can be announced. Go to an interior room away from windows or a basement if available.