Aitch-ee-double-toothpicks

    As an agnostic, I don't have a lot in the way of theology. However, I'm increasingly convinced that my own eternal destiny will be decided by a committee of ex-girlfriends. How they'll be convoked is another question that fortunately is not my problem. I have a pretty shrewd idea what their decision is going to be, though. Gee, you make ONE "You don't HAVE a small of the back" joke!